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The Pussy Is The Portal — Throw Pillow
The Pussy Is The Portal — Throw Pillow
The Pussy Is The Portal — Throw Pillow
The Pussy Is The Portal — Throw Pillow

The Pussy Is The Portal — Throw Pillow

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“The Pussy is the Portal” (p. 172 in Man UNcivilized)

This is where life comes from. The pussy is quite literally the portal to the divine.

The UNcivilized man lives with this knowledge and fucks with this understanding whether he’s got his woman bent over a couch or has her lying on a bed of rose petals.

Thus—be reverent.

Decorate your bedroom (or living room couch?!) with this luxurious pillow, as a powerful reminder.

• 18 x 18”
• 100% pre-shrunk polyester case
• Fabric with a linen feel
• Hidden zipper
• Machine-washable case
• Shape-retaining 100% polyester insert included (handwash only)